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Once when I was about 9 years old I was in the car with my parents and a police man stood outside and he thumbed a lift. And I was drinking Red Bull and I don’t know why but I thought I was comitting a crime because I thought I was too young to drink it, so I hid it. But the police man saw and he said as a joke “I’m gonna have to arrest you for this” and I thought he was serious, so I spent the whole car ride thinking that my parents were driving me to jail.

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